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Total Medals Earned: 225 (From 55 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,175 Points

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Secret #1 Unlocked 8/31/12
5 Points
Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #10 Unlocked 8/31/12
5 Points
A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #11 Unlocked 8/31/12
5 Points
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #12 Unlocked 8/31/12
5 Points
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 Unlocked 8/31/12
5 Points
A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #15 Unlocked 8/31/12
5 Points
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #16 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #17 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #18 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #19 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #23 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #24 Unlocked 8/31/12
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X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #26 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #28 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #30 Unlocked 8/31/12
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An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #32 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #35 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #36 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #38 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #39 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #40 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Secret #41 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 Unlocked 8/31/12
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #43 Unlocked 8/31/12
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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #46 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #49 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #50 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 Unlocked 8/31/12
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 Unlocked 8/31/12
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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #9 Unlocked 8/31/12
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Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
Winner Unlocked 8/31/12
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A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
Secret #14 5 Points An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #20 5 Points Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 5 Points Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 5 Points The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #25 5 Points The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #31 5 Points A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #33 5 Points Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 5 Points Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #4 5 Points Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #45 5 Points A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #48 5 Points Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
Secret #5 5 Points A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
Secret #8 5 Points Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
100 Percent 100 Points 100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 38/52 (190/355 points)

60s Santa Run

Free Fall Unlocked 12/17/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kiss of Spikes Unlocked 12/17/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Roast of Santa Unlocked 12/17/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shortcut 1 50 Points find a shortcut
Shortcut 2 50 Points find another shortcut
Shortcut 3 50 Points and another shortcut
PRANK'd Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PRANK'd Again Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SPEEDRUN Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SUPER DUPER SANTA Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SUPER SANTA Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/475 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/20/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 12/20/12
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Great Listener Unlocked 3/23/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Ambidextrous 2

GumMedal Unlocked 2/28/13
25 Points
win Level 10 as an AMBIDEXTROUS
MintMedal 50 Points win Level 17 as an AMBIDEXTROUS
ChocoMedal 100 Points Probe to be an AMBIDEXTROUS

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Caesar's Day Off

Et Tu, Brute?* Unlocked 1/21/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I hate myself and I want to die. Unlocked 1/21/13
25 Points
RAAAWR.
Roman Partytime! Unlocked 1/21/13
25 Points
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Pity Party 25 Points T_T

Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)

Chicken Clicker

Happy Thanksgiving Unlocked 1/21/13
5 Points
Click the Chicken

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Death Count

Hey, that's a fake death counter! Unlocked 12/4/12
5 Points
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Wow, that was easy! Unlocked 12/4/12
5 Points
Beat the first level!
Avoiding the spikes! 5 Points Beat level 6
Wow, that's clever! 5 Points Beat the puzzle level!
Blue!!! 10 Points Reach the hard levels!
Congratulations, you died A LOT! 25 Points You beat the hardest level in the game!
You finished the game! 25 Points Wohooo!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/80 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/8/09
5 Points
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Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/8/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/13 (90/155 points)

Dino Shift

Egg Unlocked 9/20/12
5 Points
Unlock First 8 Levels
Baby Dino 10 Points Unlock first 16 levels
Smart Dino 10 Points Unlock first 24 levels
Master Dino 25 Points Beat all the levels

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)