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Total Medals Earned: 98 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,550 Points

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Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/20/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Locked Medal There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Locked Medal GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Locked Medal Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Locked Medal Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Locked Medal Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 3/23/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Locked Medal Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Locked Medal Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Locked Medal Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Locked Medal Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Locked Medal Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Locked Medal Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Locked Medal Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Locked Medal Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Locked Medal Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Locked Medal Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Locked Medal Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Locked Medal Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Medals Earned: 8/13 (90/155 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 6/16/09
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Locked Medal Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? Unlocked 6/16/09
25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter Unlocked 6/16/09
50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)

Getting Screwed Over!

Feeling Screwed? Unlocked 8/5/10
5 Points View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Paying Tribute Unlocked 8/5/10
5 Points Watch the end credits.
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Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Goobers Arena

Locked Medal Credits Roll! 5 Points You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
Play! Unlocked 2/26/12
5 Points You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
Locked Medal Thank You! 5 Points You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
Locked Medal Movie Reel! 10 Points You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
Locked Medal Secret Music Track1 10 Points You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
Locked Medal Secret Music Track2 10 Points You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
Locked Medal Secret Remote! 10 Points You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!
Locked Medal Unlock Code! 25 Points You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
Locked Medal Galleria! 50 Points You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Happy Birthday Joy!!

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Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Headplode

First Plode Unlocked 8/20/10
5 Points First time explode the zombie
Locked Medal Half Complete 5 Points Win 14 level
Locked Medal Full Complete 10 Points Win 27 level
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Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/110 points)

I wanna be the flash game

Locked Medal I cant take this anymore 5 Points Commit suicide 15 times
Locked Medal Only a scratch 5 Points Die 50 times
Locked Medal Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Locked Medal Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Locked Medal Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
Locked Medal WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
Locked Medal AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Locked Medal Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Locked Medal Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
Locked Medal ZERO HERO 100 Points PM me if you unlock this, you're glitching the game, arn't you? Right? RIGHT!?
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Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)