Total Medals Earned: 249 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,315 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Click the Chicken
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/80 points)
Beat the first level!
Beat level 6
Beat the puzzle level!
Reach the hard levels!
You beat the hardest level in the game!
Wohooo!
Medals Earned: 8/13 (90/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Unlock First 8 Levels
Unlock first 16 levels
Unlock first 24 levels
Beat all the levels
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/35 points)
It appears you're dead.
Are you upset?
But CuddleBear just wanted a hug...
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?