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Total Medals Earned: 235 (From 57 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,220 Points

Retro Rocket Rampage

Hmm Unlocked 10/5/12
5 Points
Get 200 or more final points
Not Bad Unlocked 10/5/12
5 Points
Get 300 or more final points
50 Points Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Collect a 50 point random drop
Call That Fast Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get your speed 5 or above
Getting the hang of it Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get 400 or more final points
Ok Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get 500 or more final points
Good Unlocked 10/5/12
25 Points
Get 600 or more final points
Too Good Unlocked 10/5/12
25 Points
Get 700 or more final points
Now Thats Fast 10 Points Get your speed 10 or above
Too Far 100 Points Get 1000 or more final points
No Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Addiction Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/225 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Second Wind

Sword Specialist Unlocked 10/3/12
5 Points
Play as a Warrior!
A Fair Price 5 Points Play as a Blackguard!
Anger of the Earth 5 Points Play as a Red Knight!
Avenge Me! 5 Points Play as an Avenger!
Crafting 101 5 Points Play as a Lime Knight!
Duty Calls 5 Points Play as an Enforcer!
I Shall Pass 5 Points Play as a Wizard!
Just Cause 5 Points Play as a Mercenary!
Kamehameha! 5 Points Play as a Saiyan!
Karma Killer 5 Points Play as a Monk!
Lawful Good 5 Points Play as a Paladin!
Minds do Matter 5 Points Play as an Esper!
Necrophiliac 5 Points Play as a Necromancer!
Satsu No Hadou 5 Points Play as an Oni!
Spoony 5 Points Play as a Bard!
Sun Blocker 5 Points Play as a Ranger!
The Quiet, Shady Type 5 Points Play as a Darkfolk!
Tree Hugger 5 Points Play as a Druid!
Water Walker 5 Points Play as a Cleric!
What's Yours is Mine 5 Points Play as a Rogue!
Almost Perfect 10 Points Get 35 points in any stat
Anomalous Materials 10 Points Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Armed and Dangerous 10 Points Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Friend of Newts 10 Points Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
O Green World 10 Points Reach the Second Area!
Pessimist 10 Points Get -3 in any stat!
Pot Addict 10 Points Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Pro Leveler 10 Points Reach Level 10!
Raging for a Bit 10 Points Get a Rune of Enragement!
Rich Jerk 10 Points Carry 350 Coins
Russel Crow 10 Points Conquer the Arena!
Shut Up and Take My Money 10 Points Visit a Gachapon!
Thinking With Portals 10 Points Reach the Third Area
Well Equipped 10 Points Get a 5th Tier Equip!
World Warrior 10 Points Get an Orange Belt
You're Only Human 10 Points Use your Second Wind!
Wimp 25 Points Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Rodney 50 Points Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Yendor 100 Points Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Herschel Loves You Too Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy Kill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
That's No Dungeon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
B& Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dafuq? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fallen Angel Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Top Gun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/46 (5/490 points)

Seed of Destruction

Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Sheen's Drug Trip

Continue? Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Come back to life
Crouch Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Press down or S when on the ground
Helluva drug Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Watch the first part of the intro
To the rescue! Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Watch the second part of the intro
Withdrawal Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Reach the end without enough cigarettes
Tiger blood Unlocked 3/2/18
10 Points
Eat a baby
BOSS FIGHT!!! 5 Points Watch the boss intro
Don't crush my smokes 5 Points Watch the ending
Firefighter 25 Points Put out 150 flames
Untouchable 100 Points Defeat Chuck Norris without taking damage

Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/170 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman

Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Go full speed
Not the Bees Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Kill five bees
You're Bad at This Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Get a negative number of rings
You're Moving Too Slow Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Go the minimum speed
Double Kill Unlocked 4/19/13
10 Points
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Like Really Bad 5 Points Get negative 20 rings
Ring Lover 10 Points Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Seriously Dude Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Quit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Triple Kill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/130 points)

Super Norris Advance

BALLS OF FIRE Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Button Test Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Derp Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leftorioum Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Pit Faller Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Fall into a hole.
Texas Ranger Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Peacekeeper Unlocked 6/4/12
10 Points
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Death Comes Swiftly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defening Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)

Super Ryucopter

quit spamming ya buttmunch Unlocked 6/27/10
10 Points
throw 100 hadoukens
YES, THIS IS DELICIOUS Unlocked 6/27/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points defeat all large enemies

Medals Earned: 2/3 (110/160 points)

Target-Shooting

That wasn't so hard, was it? Unlocked 8/24/10
5 Points
Play the game once
Hooked 5 Points Play for 5 minutes
Addicted 10 Points Play for 10 minutes
Get a life! 25 Points Play for over 25 minutes

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

The Impossible Quizmas

Bollocks Unlocked 12/20/17
5 Points
-1 Life!
Jesus Christ! Unlocked 12/20/17
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks for Nothing 10 Points Unwrap an Empty Present
Just What I wanted! 25 Points Unwrap a Rare Present
Merry Quizmas 50 Points Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Quizmas Swag 100 Points Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Brutally Honest Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Bollocks Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Risky Quizmas Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Corkscrew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Keeping Tabs Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Quizmas Number 1 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/330 points)