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Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,265 Points

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Batman Unlocked 1/31/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
l'chaim Unlocked 1/31/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snake Master Unlocked 1/31/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tom Unlocked 1/31/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Unlocked 1/31/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Death By Slow Internet Unlocked 7/11/12
10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG 25 Points Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense 25 Points Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points Finish one third of the levels.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Charged With Battery 50 Points Finish two thirds of the levels.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
The End The Game 100 Points Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)

Relive Your Life

Blind Runner Unlocked 10/4/12
10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 10/4/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Human Appliance Unlocked 10/4/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
My Hero. Unlocked 10/4/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 10/4/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
GODLIKE! Unlocked 10/4/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 6/32 (150/500 points)

Retro Rocket Rampage

Hmm Unlocked 10/5/12
5 Points
Get 200 or more final points
Not Bad Unlocked 10/5/12
5 Points
Get 300 or more final points
50 Points Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Collect a 50 point random drop
Call That Fast Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get your speed 5 or above
Getting the hang of it Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get 400 or more final points
Ok Unlocked 10/5/12
10 Points
Get 500 or more final points
Good Unlocked 10/5/12
25 Points
Get 600 or more final points
Too Good Unlocked 10/5/12
25 Points
Get 700 or more final points
Now Thats Fast 10 Points Get your speed 10 or above
Too Far 100 Points Get 1000 or more final points
No Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Addiction Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/225 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Second Wind

Sword Specialist Unlocked 10/3/12
5 Points
Play as a Warrior!
A Fair Price 5 Points Play as a Blackguard!
Anger of the Earth 5 Points Play as a Red Knight!
Avenge Me! 5 Points Play as an Avenger!
Crafting 101 5 Points Play as a Lime Knight!
Duty Calls 5 Points Play as an Enforcer!
I Shall Pass 5 Points Play as a Wizard!
Just Cause 5 Points Play as a Mercenary!
Kamehameha! 5 Points Play as a Saiyan!
Karma Killer 5 Points Play as a Monk!
Lawful Good 5 Points Play as a Paladin!
Minds do Matter 5 Points Play as an Esper!
Necrophiliac 5 Points Play as a Necromancer!
Satsu No Hadou 5 Points Play as an Oni!
Spoony 5 Points Play as a Bard!
Sun Blocker 5 Points Play as a Ranger!
The Quiet, Shady Type 5 Points Play as a Darkfolk!
Tree Hugger 5 Points Play as a Druid!
Water Walker 5 Points Play as a Cleric!
What's Yours is Mine 5 Points Play as a Rogue!
Almost Perfect 10 Points Get 35 points in any stat
Anomalous Materials 10 Points Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Armed and Dangerous 10 Points Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Friend of Newts 10 Points Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
O Green World 10 Points Reach the Second Area!
Pessimist 10 Points Get -3 in any stat!
Pot Addict 10 Points Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Pro Leveler 10 Points Reach Level 10!
Raging for a Bit 10 Points Get a Rune of Enragement!
Rich Jerk 10 Points Carry 350 Coins
Russel Crow 10 Points Conquer the Arena!
Shut Up and Take My Money 10 Points Visit a Gachapon!
Thinking With Portals 10 Points Reach the Third Area
Well Equipped 10 Points Get a 5th Tier Equip!
World Warrior 10 Points Get an Orange Belt
You're Only Human 10 Points Use your Second Wind!
Wimp 25 Points Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Rodney 50 Points Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Yendor 100 Points Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Herschel Loves You Too Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy Kill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
That's No Dungeon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
B& Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dafuq? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fallen Angel Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Top Gun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/46 (5/490 points)

Seed of Destruction

Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Sheen's Drug Trip

Continue? Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Come back to life
Crouch Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Press down or S when on the ground
Helluva drug Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Watch the first part of the intro
To the rescue! Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Watch the second part of the intro
Withdrawal Unlocked 3/2/18
5 Points
Reach the end without enough cigarettes
Tiger blood Unlocked 3/2/18
10 Points
Eat a baby
BOSS FIGHT!!! 5 Points Watch the boss intro
Don't crush my smokes 5 Points Watch the ending
Firefighter 25 Points Put out 150 flames
Untouchable 100 Points Defeat Chuck Norris without taking damage

Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/170 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman

Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Go full speed
Not the Bees Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Kill five bees
You're Bad at This Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Get a negative number of rings
You're Moving Too Slow Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Go the minimum speed
Double Kill Unlocked 4/19/13
10 Points
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Like Really Bad 5 Points Get negative 20 rings
Ring Lover 10 Points Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Seriously Dude Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Quit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Triple Kill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/130 points)

Super Norris Advance

BALLS OF FIRE Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Button Test Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Derp Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leftorioum Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Pit Faller Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Fall into a hole.
Texas Ranger Unlocked 6/4/12
5 Points
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Peacekeeper Unlocked 6/4/12
10 Points
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Death Comes Swiftly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defening Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)