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Total Medals Earned: 249 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,315 Points

Sonac the Hodgeman

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/130 points)

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go full speed

Not the Bees 5 Points

Kill five bees

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rings

You're Moving Too Slow 5 Points

Go the minimum speed

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill two enemies without touching the ground

Like Really Bad 5 Points

Get negative 20 rings

Ring Lover 10 Points

Get 100 rings in a row without missing any

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Super Norris Advance

Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)

BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points

Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)

Button Test 5 Points

Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)

Derp 5 Points

Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)

Leftorioum 5 Points

Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)

Pit Faller 5 Points

Fall into a hole.

Texas Ranger 5 Points

Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)

Peacekeeper 10 Points

Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)

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Super Ryucopter

Medals Earned: 2/3 (110/160 points)

quit spamming ya buttmunch 10 Points

throw 100 hadoukens

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I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points

defeat all large enemies

Target-Shooting

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

That wasn't so hard, was it? 5 Points

Play the game once

Hooked 5 Points

Play for 5 minutes

Addicted 10 Points

Play for 10 minutes

Get a life! 25 Points

Play for over 25 minutes

The Impossible Quizmas

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/330 points)

Bollocks 5 Points

-1 Life!

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Thanks for Nothing 10 Points

Unwrap an Empty Present

Just What I wanted! 25 Points

Unwrap a Rare Present

Merry Quizmas 50 Points

Complete the Impossible Quizmas

Quizmas Swag 100 Points

Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents

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The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/140 points)

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

EDD's 5 Points

World

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 1/26 (25/500 points)

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19

Tiny Evolution Adventure

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)

Evolutionary Work 5 Points

Check the Credits Page!

Like a Fish out of Water 10 Points

Finish the Tadpole stage!

What a Buggy Game 25 Points

Clear the Lizard stage!

Flying Fast Food 50 Points

Clear the Dinosaur stage!

Top of the Food Chain 100 Points

Clear the game!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 12/20 (300/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories