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Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,265 Points

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First blood Unlocked 7/19/10
5 Points
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Kitty krew Unlocked 7/19/10
5 Points
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u suxorz Unlocked 8/17/10
5 Points
Lose against any team
BADGER BADGER BADGER Unlocked 7/19/10
10 Points
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dunn dunn Unlocked 7/19/10
10 Points
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THERES A BEAR IN THERE Unlocked 7/19/10
10 Points
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TIGER KITTIES Unlocked 7/19/10
10 Points
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WE WILL NOT FORGET Unlocked 7/19/10
10 Points
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WORMS Unlocked 7/19/10
10 Points
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RED EYED PANDA Unlocked 7/19/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FOX TROT Unlocked 7/19/10
50 Points
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SEA OTTER Unlocked 7/19/10
100 Points
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Shit, what a pussy! Unlocked 7/19/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)

Oppa Gangnam Run

100m Unlocked 10/3/12
5 Points
reach the first 100m distance
1km 10 Points reach 1000m distance
500m 10 Points reach the first 500m distance
2500m 25 Points reach 2500m distance
triple dash 25 Points activate gangnam dash 3 times
where are you? 25 Points leave over slender out of the screen for 3 minutes
5km 50 Points reach 5000m distance
unlucky days 50 Points tripping over obstacles 13 times
boulder bash 100 Points hit 10 obstacles in gangnam dash mode
streak master 100 Points perform 30 streaks in succession

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/400 points)

Pee Man - The Game

Phase II Unlocked 7/11/12
10 Points
Complete the second phase.
Phase I 5 Points Complete the first phase.
Phase III 25 Points Complete the third phase.
Phase IV 50 Points Complete the final phase.
Split Stream 50 Points Fully load your bladder.
Perfect 100 Points Win without taking any damage.
Fried Fish Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/290 points)

Pico Radio

This is a TEST! Unlocked 6/13/12
5 Points
Test PICO RADIO
Art Lover 5 Points Go to arts NG page!
B 5 Points StrawberryClock
Bitches Love Poundcake 5 Points Would anyone like some pound cake?
DeathInk Lover 5 Points Go to Authors NG page!
Emrox's Picks 5 Points Listen to Emrox's favorite NG music
Keeping a promise 5 Points I kept mine, here is a little something for keeping yours!
LazyMuffin LP 5 Points LazyMuffin plays the hits!
Mother Lover 5 Points Click the Newgrounds link. CLICK IT!!!!!
Music Lover 5 Points Go to songs NG page!
Radio Lover 5 Points If you love this Radio, you will get this medal.
Seraph's Picks 5 Points Listen to FightingSeraph's favorite NG musicians
Sexual-Lobster LP 5 Points Gaze into my chocolate eyes...
Spooktober 5 Points Lister to the spooktober update!
Super Meat Boy 5 Points ???
The 100 5 Points 100 down
The People's Pico 5 Points Let them shuffle tracks!
TOM 5 Points It rhymes with bomb!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/90 points)

Pico's Ludo Vengeance

Regret Unlocked 8/1/10
5 Points
Why? Why?
Catch Uberkid Unlocked 8/1/10
25 Points
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Save a Unicorn's Dignity Unlocked 8/1/10
25 Points
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
Be a Gentleman Unlocked 8/1/10
50 Points
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Easter Egg Unlocked 8/1/10
50 Points
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Magic Pico Man Unlocked 8/1/10
50 Points
You're the inspiration.
Win Unlocked 8/1/10
100 Points
Win the game!
Make an old man happy 50 Points Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Meet God Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/9 (305/405 points)

Plinko

Epic Fail Unlocked 8/24/10
5 Points
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Perfect Pricing 5 Points Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Plunko 10 Points Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Retro-Great 10 Points Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Fantastic 25 Points Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Spectacular 50 Points Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/105 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points
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Exasperated Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points
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Fishmonger Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points
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Hollow Weiner Unlocked 10/31/09
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/23 (90/540 points)

Pothead Zombies

Come get some! Unlocked 7/16/11
10 Points
killed 300 zombies.
Trained to perfection Unlocked 7/16/11
25 Points
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Keep'em Coming! 5 Points Killed 100 zombies.
Uhn... What? 25 Points Finished the game on "Overdosed".
A gift for my love 50 Points Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Hell Yeah 50 Points Finished the game.
Its an investment, honey! 50 Points Maxed a weapon.
The Perfect Duo 100 Points Found the better combination.

Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/315 points)

QD Collection: PDS & CH

Another family destroyed, YOU MONSTER Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
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Bait, reply, punch line, awkward silence Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
Defeat the C&H dude.
Roll over Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
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Snow job Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
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Suck my clock Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
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Thats Christmas fucked for his kid Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
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Wobbl Unlocked 8/11/10
5 Points
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Bite me Unlocked 8/11/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exprosion Unlocked 8/11/10
10 Points
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JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN Unlocked 8/11/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Middle finger Unlocked 8/11/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stick it up yer ass Unlocked 8/11/10
10 Points
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DIE, GINGER Unlocked 8/11/10
50 Points
Defeat Pico.
Boom, baby 5 Points Perform the final secret fatality in PDS.
C-3-P-OWNED 5 Points Defeat C-3PO.
Thank you, maam 5 Points Perform the first secret fatality in PDS.
Havent seen that parodied in a video game lately 10 Points Defeat The Terminator.
Holy shit (pun intended) 10 Points Perform the second secret fatality in PDS.
Blood and oil 100 Points Double the gun, double the fun! Complete both PDS and Cyber Hell in a single sitting.
Bad language makes for bad feelings Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BOOM, ED-SHOT Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Clanker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I feel sorry for the midget inside Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knock knock Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YOU BASTARD Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Amen, bitch Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The PB oil spill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YAA TEEYAA Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/29 (135/435 points)

Quickdraw GUN.5

Hasta la vista, baby Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
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I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room! Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
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Say hello to my little friend! Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming! Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
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Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
Defeat the first opponent.
You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty! Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
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Youre fired Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
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GARBAGE DAY! 5 Points Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Go ahead, make my day 5 Points Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun 5 Points Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
To be or not to be. Not to be. 5 Points Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Yeah, well I'm taller 5 Points Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
You think you're bad, huh? 5 Points "You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. 5 Points Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
You're the disease and I'm the cure 5 Points Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? 5 Points "Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Your move, creep 5 Points Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Youve just been erased 5 Points Defeat Hans with the handgun.
If it bleeds, we can kill it. 10 Points Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Bullshit, Mr Han man! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead or alive youre coming with me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forgiveness is between them and God. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuck you, asshole! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get off my plane! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He had to split Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He said he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I could crush you like a worm Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm going to hit you with so many rights... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It ain't over. The way I see it, we've only just begun. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Its just been revoked Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play times over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Put the bunny back in the box Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
That's not funny. That's not funny at all. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wake up, time to die Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You talkin' to me? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Flawless victory Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I ll be back Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Its mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Smile, you son of a bitch! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So many assholes, so few bullets Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're gonna need a bigger boat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're terminated, fucker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YOURE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Remember when I promised to kill you last? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...I lied Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/48 (40/355 points)